Anakin HATES sand

Soooo I realize i like having a blog for the main reason that i have a lot to say but not a lot of people are willing to listen to me ramble on about my opinions in person, so with a blog they are opting to hear me out AND they can skip stuff if their bored and its not as rude as walking away from me when im talking about something that makes no sense. Did that even make sense? I would never say all this stuff outloud, but im glad its being saved in a sort of time capsule for my thoughts.

A recent goal in life has been to watch Star Wars because ive never seen them and my friend Hayden thinks this is problematic to my development as a person. I never saw it because i didnt grow up with it, and i was stubborn about watching it because everyone said it was amazing and i figured it was a nostalgic movie series that you love no matter how shitty it is because it reminds you of your childhood (ex: Gumby) but i figured i would take one day out of my life and watch all the movies 4-6, then 1-3. I was actually really into them! the first 3 had harrison ford and that was nice to look at, and there were just that core group of characters so it was easy to understand.
then in the new ones they just start throwing in random aliens and expect me to know who they are and why they are blowing up EVERYTHING.i just cant handle all the battle and shooting scenes. ugh. how does baby DV blow up a whole space station by himself ON ACCIDENT when theres fighter ships that are all trying to do the same but are failing epicly(is that even a word?) In the new episodes all i can concentrate on is Anakins dumb pixie hair cut (or the begginings of a mullet, starting off with way more business than party),how Chewbaccahs so hilarious and unneccesary and c3po retarded panic run. It was cool to finally understand jokes that people on tv make about starwars. i had so many AHA moments, recognizing music and characters ( we actually have a life size c3po in our living room and i didnt know where it was from. my dad doesnt even like starwars, so how that snuck in is beyond me).


more exciting news! i met JOHN GREEN. Vlogbrother/author/made of awesome JOHN GREEN. i met his brother hank last year at a concert he put on. both were great but John is officially my new favorite. ive read all his other books and hes becoming an obsession. can you see the excitement in my face as i awkwardly point at him and his glorious puff?