You like Mike & Ikes?

You know how i know your ghetto? you went to a club called "Blaq Star" on El Cajon Blvd. so this happened on thursday and i couldnt have been more out of place.except if i were in Compton. It was in this room that looked like a rec room with hookahs everywhere, a DJ (who went to Mission Bay) and the oddest mix of people. I dont remember much other than when "whip my hair" played i was ecstatic and the green lasers were the best invention i had ever seen. I got tired from dancing like a prostitute so i took a breather and this black kid with the cheeto twist hair came up to me and told me "I liked how you shake dat ass out there" Not the best pick up line to use on me but it made me laugh. He sat down really close to me and i swear to god the next line put me in hysterics and i couldnt believe this was happening to me. He followed up with," so we should hang out outta dis place so i can see yo pretty face again.... CAN I HAAAAA YO NUMBA?" . eyes buldging, neck straining, in my face and i just sat there laughing and mumbling about my imaginary boyfriend George and blah blah but he started insisting really forcefully and not backing down. i panic in those situations and blanked on a fake number and just gave him my real one so he texted me the rest of the night and got no responses. God that makes me feel like such a bad person but i dont think we were that compatible, but an ass compliment from him was a high honor.