Saturday, November 27, 2010

C'mon you asian child laborers, show me what youre working with!......Oooh large machinery?


If youre a youtube fanatic I'm guessing Bo Burnham is something familiar to you. If you dont know who he is and love vulgar tasteless puns put to talented piano-tickling then youll soon have a bo obsession as well. He has no boundaries, from epilepsy,tampons, hitler, aids, and dick jokes to infinity AND beyond. So obviously this makes him appealing to me, because if its offensive, its golden! I went to the show with my friends megan and mitch at SOMA. I just cant believe that this kid who was playing a keyboard in his room is now a touring one man show. He is extremely talented and i loved that to everything the audience shouted, he had an instant joke or reply that was hysterical, i mean he bumped into a stool and made an irritable bowel sydrome joke! just super clever shit. But now i finally have my biggest regret of my life. I had the opportunity to stand in line after the show and meet him but the line was long and i get oddly nervous so we just left. WHY WHY WHY Some day we'll meet again bo. and ill stand there with nothing to say and a smile bigger than a cheshire and say "gsdlgkdmfgvpomolfdsad;slc,eprosldcs;slasdfoidjg" so he'll never fucking forget my crazy ass. If im lucky he'll make a personal helen keller joke!


"rosa parks didnt call shotgun!"




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