The weirdest night of my life happened this week. Its too weird not to document. We went to a going away party for Nuches friend Nibley who is being sent to Iraq. Ok I just replayed this night in my head and I don’t think I can say much other than Megan got the new nickname “buttsex” and there was a skinhead in a tuxedo g-string with a superman tattoo on his chest.I need to remember this when im 50, look back and then pretend my life was wild like this every night.
Military people are a different breed. heres some ideas on what happened that night:
Baby man
Naked shower
Jacuzzi sex
don’t mess with Texas ANYTIME
nibley niblin on nip
Back massages
tuxedo G-string
"when naked Marines attack!"
Wife with the bible and a horse face
YOU FORGOT YOUR THOOOOOONG!
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We woke up in the morning and watched the Hangover and drained the jacuzzi while i made pancakes. Classic. I hope you enjoyed your fucking flapjacks NIBLEY, they were made with love and jack because i couldnt find a clean cup :) Come home safe and soon.
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