This has become the weirdest hobby ive ever held. Late nights when were driving around we like to drive by the grocery store grab a watermelon then jump in the car, laughing till we have wet faces. Ofcourse we can afford a watermelon, but the whole point is that no one would think to take a watermelon because...well who the fuck steals fruit for fun? SUCH A THRILLLLL. Then we bring them to friends who are having a bad day or just as a gift,our form of altruism. Too bad one was karate chopped in half and the other was thrown into my friends laptop at a party and smashed the screen. Karma melons?
Atleast they didnt plant cotton in the first ladys rose garden...
UPDATE: there is now a melon guard who stands outside everynight. i wonder what his job description is. Its fall now so that means we are going to have a lot of pumpkins for carving this Halloween!
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