babies?

Don’t tell me babies are cute. They’re not so stop making me look at them. There are phases that kids are cute in.
0-2= shitting,spitting demon seeds. none are cute. Nothing is cute when it projectile vomits.
3-6= adorable and don’t know anything so you control them(ex: when youre eating candy and you tell them its medicine and they don’t even question that you just popped 12 rainbow colored pills)This is also the age where they always want to decorate cookies for you and they put more spit and boogers on it than frosting.
7-9= indifferent
10-14= more annoying than imaginable. This is the awkward phase in middle school where everyone is hideous except a select few, bet because they hit their prime in middle school, their luck will run out by the time they actually need to be pretty in their 20’s.
15-17= sluuuuuuts