Fairest of them all

The Fair the fair! So now ive been to the fair 4 different times; with Karl & ximena on opening day, dad and rach for Fathers day, rach and lauren for L bday, and rach and micki for the Michael Jackson tribute. My conclusion on the fair: I fucking love cows. Everything about them, I don’t even mind the smell of their shit that much.
Day 1: Karl is a sugar daddy, King of free, gigolo etc. he got me a carni pass to the fair so that I could go in free and early before it opens to the public. AWESOME. Talked to this giant robot, went to a chocolate demo show and got a bag loaded with everything from raw cacao beans the finished sweetened chocolate, played cornhole (NOT a dirty game, surprisingly),did watermelon seed spitting, and got a bunch of free loot from the cop booth like color changing pencils, stickers and drug dog trading cards, like Narco, the golden retriever who helped confiscate over 30,000 lbs of marijuana. THAT’S A GOOD BOY. The new thing at the fair was the fried Klondike bar. They also had whole sticks of fried butter and chocolate covered bacon but I couldn’t tell if that was real or just a sick joke? Yet I was intrigued.
Day 2: went for fathers day right after my dad tells us on the way there that he hates the fair. Oh well, it was Pacific Beach day so we stayed for a raffle and won $75 worth in gift certificates to places and heard rachels friend sing with her band. Ate food.
Day 3: watched little kids dance like strippers, ,

touched a lot of Jacuzzi water, laughed that people call 15 packets of ketchup from select restaurants in a glass case and call it a "collection" and saw the Honor Society and a Mitchell Musso concert. what a THRILL.food.
Day 4: watched 2 hypnotist shows and the Michael Jackson imitation show. I learned that it says PYT not “beat by beat” in pretty young thing. Learned im a dumbass. FOOD.


Been watching the world cup and going to the beach.I cant believe The oil spill in the gulf is still getting worse! soon we'll be able to run our cars on seawater.