Players gonna play

I got a job last month off Craigslist at a place on the end of Pier 39 called Players. This place... oh ho hoo wow, it really makes me wish I finished college or at least had a Swiss bank account or some shit. My patience, albiet much more tolerant than most, is thinner than the blade im about to start cutting my wrists with. Sometimes I'll get some hot Austrialians and that will be a big enough Pro to outweigh my list of Cons. Cons like

• Not speaking english AT ALL
• Not tipping AT ALL
• so many retards 
• screaming babies
• I have to make eye contact with Albinos and people with lazy eyes ( this could happen anywhere, but its way too often here)
• I have to roll silverware for an hour after my shift
• the commute is an hour ( at Charlies i left 5 minutes before work. nothing compares)
• everyones a royal cunt
• We cant drink at work

Pros:

• The view is nice
• MUNY MUNY
• the food is boss.
• I like to watch people watch seals and then make the noise obnoxiously behind them. 
• AUSTRALIANS!!!! 

The other day people stole stuffed animals out of this giant claw machine next to the carousel and my manager sent the pier into RED ALERT because a family of Puerto Ricans tried to sneak away with a Giant spongebob. Everyone loves drama.