Friday, September 28, 2012
thats a humdinger.
Urban Dictionary is the dirty girls ultimate guide to vocabulary. I visit on the regular just to keep up with what the nasty little fuckers on the streets are saying. most start out simple, the common mesh of two words. the word of the day:
EX:FARTICLE.guess...
The microscopic, airborne particles of fecal matter that are released by the anus during a fart.
GROSS! I inhaled your farticles!
Then a "friend" and i were talking about that song Whistle. " is he saying he likes it when girls try to whistle while oral? so we try whistling with our mouths gaping. Then i remembered about giving "a hummer". I knew id heard that sometime before in a 60's game show repeat, the laugh track played ...but I DONT GET IT. as Oprah says, i had an "aha moment". As Oprah also says, "My vajay jays paininnnn." not relevant.
A Hummer (UD Def.):
More than a blowjob; it's when a girl actually hums (thus vibrating her lips) when her mouth has encased your engorged penis or balls.
Your mom gives great hummers.
So that brings on the question, what song would you hum with a dick in your mouth? a question id never thought i had to ask or answer.
Karinas immediate answer: the Barney song
Annelise: twinkle twinkle little star
me: i believe in a thing called love. Think of all those long high notes!
Im actually going to throw this HUMDINGER into casual conversations and see if i can find some authentic, no bull shit friends. I will NOT take "Ew" as an answer.
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