Wednesday, February 2, 2011
Its a mutha fuckin paaarrrraaade
Went to the PB christmas Parade with chelsea and frisky driskell to support my community and get free stuff. Chelseas the kind of person who does cartwheels randomly so I have to always warn her theres a car. She believes the savest place to stand is in the middle of the street. Same with all these kids at the parade. What a tragic death!We talked about if the opening parade marshall was a bull dozzer covered in tinsel that threw out candy for little kids and they all just got flattened in the middle of the street.Would you stop the parade? i feel like thats exactly when you need a parade after youve seen something that heavy! lighten the mood with some.... cat clubs and ghetto hydrolics? that was new this year. We saw a Cadillac that’s name was "statutory grape" which reminded me of this video We also talked about how Tire stores should turn into dance clubs at night. It just makes sense. can you imagine the raves you could throw in costco if all the shelves were on wheels? can you imagine the tricks you could do on your razor scooter? you got chills didnt you? ill talk to someone about making that happen. Weve been sitting on the mcdonalds wall for 2 hours and i turn around and my dads been sitting behind us scratching lotto tickets for the last hour. wtf so we go eat gelato and then go sit on the pipe at the beach and watch the sunset. later chelsea and i ride bikes down the boardwalk with a boombox dancing (chelsea the circus act is balancing the boombox and shaking her ass riding with no hands btw) to the Wavehouse and then we ride the big dipper with our boombox and love it. a wild ending to a wild day.
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