lazzzzer beamsss

I went with Ximena, charlee and chelsea and because we are fine ass ladies AND we know a couple guys who work there we got to cut the round-the-corner line to play the most epic game of my life.It helped a lot that none of the asian kids who shoot you from angles in the mirrors were there, it was like everyone elses first time they couldnt even find the bases, it was pitiful. they should have just popped a squat in the middle of the arena and yelled GAMEMASTER because they got murdereeeeed. Getting 1st place in blazertag is the biggest achievement of my life so far! Its all about hitting the alien and the sentinels... and being a fucking ninja.

Dayummmm Elektra, you shocked em. :0

Pepperdine Roadtrip

The Cervantes sisters and the Rhoades sisters combined their awesomeness and took a roadtrip up to Pepperdine to see where Mix is going to school next fall. I love long car rides... if im not driving. and i wasnt. We all made our own mixed cds and played 20 questions (if you want good ones use a match or a garage) and tried to spot famous people in their cars through LA traffic. The school is beautiful but 3 things stand out 1)jesus errwhere 2) A LOT of hills 3) zoey 101 was filmed here! THATS TRUE MY FRIENDS! i got to pretend i was at PCA. wow check that off my bucket list. The whole campus has a view of the ocean and the cafeteria has a patio where you can eat outside. am i talking about eating already? Theres also deer that are just roaming and a chapel with amazing stained glass. You could tell micaela was really excited that she was soon going to be part of all of this campus and that shes going to be a shining athlete like rachel and unlike me and Ximena, who i learned are also known as "normies". Thats better than a lot of other names. Found a sad balloon, took it on a walk, sooomebody got jealous and hopped up and down on it until he stretched to his last breath, making its life story even more deplorable.



After that we walked back to the car and on Mickis soon to be soccer field which ALSO has a full view of the ocean. Jesus has a great realtor.

Then to Santa Monica Pier.

3 things 1)everyone is ugly there except for us so we were getting gawked at while we gawked at the fuggers and their fug babies. too harsh? 2)rollercoasters built on wood in water seems like a real bad idea 3) ITS LIKE FROM ROCKET POWER woogedy woogedy. First thing we see is this giant noodle so ofcourse we had to take some tasteful noods. AHAHA


We walked to the end, spit off of it, people watched, then went to the arcade. On one of those video movie games where theres a bench inside rachel went up behind them all stealthy, blew on the back of their necks and ran away peeing. she was charkin HARD. This girl looked behind her so scared and rach was already out the door haha. then we rode a baby carousel and mounted random statues, like every tourist should.




THEEEEEN we ate some dank food at the mall and drove down to Venice Beach and i learned... they actually have canals! like VENICE! was that supposed to be obvious because id never heard about it before. Every house has a canoe tethered to their back porch and the bridges connecting the neighborhood were all lit up in christmas lights with different themes and all i coulld think of is " damn i wish i trickortreated here". it was the coolest place but it seemed so foriegn. We got coffee then played truth or dare the entire way home and learned too much about everyone :)


Now i cant wait until the roadtrip to University of Arizona! except instead of Zoey 101 people just get shot there.



Update: REVENGE OF THE NERDS! (1984) get it Mr. Maguire!

Its a mutha fuckin paaarrrraaade

Went to the PB christmas Parade with chelsea and frisky driskell to support my community and get free stuff. Chelseas the kind of person who does cartwheels randomly so I have to always warn her theres a car. She believes the savest place to stand is in the middle of the street. Same with all these kids at the parade. What a tragic death!We talked about if the opening parade marshall was a bull dozzer covered in tinsel that threw out candy for little kids and they all just got flattened in the middle of the street.Would you stop the parade? i feel like thats exactly when you need a parade after youve seen something that heavy! lighten the mood with some.... cat clubs and ghetto hydrolics? that was new this year. We saw a Cadillac that’s name was "statutory grape" which reminded me of this video We also talked about how Tire stores should turn into dance clubs at night. It just makes sense. can you imagine the raves you could throw in costco if all the shelves were on wheels? can you imagine the tricks you could do on your razor scooter? you got chills didnt you? ill talk to someone about making that happen. Weve been sitting on the mcdonalds wall for 2 hours and i turn around and my dads been sitting behind us scratching lotto tickets for the last hour. wtf so we go eat gelato and then go sit on the pipe at the beach and watch the sunset. later chelsea and i ride bikes down the boardwalk with a boombox dancing (chelsea the circus act is balancing the boombox and shaking her ass riding with no hands btw) to the Wavehouse and then we ride the big dipper with our boombox and love it. a wild ending to a wild day.

Dawson Gingerbread

A serious labor of love and a tradition that im really proud of, obviously because my decorating skills are top notch. I thought it was something that ran in the family but then I watched my guy cousins attempt to frost cookies and they just broke the arms and legs off a gingerbread man and made it Mr. hankie the Christmas poo ( ok I just thought that over and its still really cool, but my point is I could still ice a better xmas poo.) Thats one of my biggest pet peeves is when kids cant decorate cookies and still try to. when theyre 5 and they substitute frosting for spit and booger sprinkles, and no area has gone untouched or unlicked.




Since weve been doing this tradition since birth, rach and i can really predictable in her methods and what aggravates her throughout the the process and we get yelled at plenty...

“NOT TOO thick!” when rolling out the dough and then she puts her eyes down at table level and taps the areas we need to roll out.

If you don’t start to cookie cut from the edges and plop a cutter in the middle she gives you the overtheglasses stare.

“we don’t need red icing! Itll look pink and stupid!”

"Yuuup, that’s an eater"

Says "DRAGEEEES" in a low long drawn out French accent.

"What are you going to do with that many Californias? it looks like a sock!"

the dough holes from the wreath... She will never understand why we like them.

But most of all she does some really great piping herself, I mean I cant pick on her too much because she taught me all her tricks. Shes just tickled that the family tradition wont die, even rachels good at it now.sprinkle bomber.