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This day was awesome. I made my roommate Alicia a bitchin card for her birthday with a psychic and a crystal ball on it because we were taking her to one. woohooo! at the beginning of the day Sarah and I modeled for Alicias photo class and worked our sexy little and big asses.We took pictures on this giant staircase that was made of mosaics. PURTY. then we went to the Castro to have Thai food and that was quaint, but the most interesting was when we went to the psychic (ok trick to spelling psychic, psycho etc. say it like pussy-cho in your head. I dont know why i spell this so much either but thats how me and rach remember it!) Last time i want to a pussycho I was told i had a veeeeery dark Aura, like basically a little storm cloud raining on me daily. but that lady was a total jip because she said shed cleanse it for 20 dollars because she saw the $ in my pocket. So i go to get my palm read and the woman says that my Aura is dark but not in a negative way, but more mysterious like a burgundy because im different and have a strange personality and like uncommon things. She said I had a lot of stress lines which I took as my strange paranoias and love to create worst case scenarios in my head and then worry the shit out of myself about them. anyways, she said my love life was underdeveloped, Im not ready for real love yet and that i am afraid to go into things without fully analyzing the pros and cons first. but it will develop! in a year and a half when im ready. she was super on top of it! career will develop in 3 years. ehh thats all i remember but WOW, like normally i think that stuff is a hoax but she read me really well... Im a single paranoid weirdo.
Other than little shit like the lines on my hand, more serious things are happening. My dad just got in a serious car accident on the freeway and rolled his car multiple times and hit two trees.My family isnt even shaken because they are so used to my dad getting hurt and being, well, stupid. When i called him he seemed very calm and not like hed been through a tramatic crash ending in totaled car. they tried to take him to the hospital but he wouldnt go and dad said that they were looking for the corpse because they said there was NO WAY someone could make it out of a crash like that alive. Dad calls me bitching about how he might have to pay for the trees he fucked up, oblivious to how amazing it is that hes just buised and missing a few teeth. DAD just be happy your alive and that you killed trees not babies! i mean shit, it has to have been a miracle, he has almost died so many times I think he might actually be immortal. like hercules and he never drank the last drop...
"Fuck you, death."
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