Sunday, December 26, 2010

Christmas in Jurrasic Park

I went with anna to Christmas in the prado, we were so set with wine in a thermos and cute peacoats. We walked forever and saw little lights but a lot of people, couples all around the nativity scene, baby mexicans playing with light sabers in the trees,and us drinking wine by a bush.We walked around the Prado restaurant and i was in awe of the ballroom, so beautiful. Later We walked to an art show and met some of annelises friends there. Her friend ross and some of his friends found some empty bottles that we went to go throw in the alley, which i want to be my new past time by the way. The art show shared a lot with these abandon houses so we jumped the fence to go investigate. we found a piano that had played its last song so I kept a key and ross gave me the doorknob, which we then put in the middle of the street and got excited every time a car would hit it and wed hear the rattle of it bouncing toward the curb. Simple pleasures. We went back into the art show and this psychadelic/dreamlike/indie band was on and I couldn’t take my eyes off the drummer. It was one of those things where when I looked at him I got a flash of our life and it was bizarre. I tried to find him after the set but he was gone and we had to leave so I just confessed my love in the guestbook and left my phone number, like a real life missed connection. I gave the doorknob to this kid Allister who really seemed to appreciate dented heavy scrap metal, then somehow we got to chad Michael murrays twins house where he shaved off annelises hair.
Then to another house where i watch people play nintendo 64 and actually start counting the freckles on my arm.

DUMBLEDORE..... is dead.




I have been waiting so long for the Harry Potter premiere that after it had happened i had nothing else to look forward to for the rest of my existence, except for maybe Part 2 and my funeral. Before we got to the theater we tried the new Five Guys burger place and the only good thing was the free peanuts( i think we were allowed to throw the shells on the ground so i did this violently and a little asian employee ran over real fast and sweeped them up, making me feel like a guilty pig.)the burgers were good, but the signs saying "#1 in the country" were presumptuious and im pretty sure theyd never had innout because all the comments were NOT from california. We go to the theater to wait in line at 7 and luckily some of rachels friends were already in line so we met up with them. then it was time to ENERGIZE! we drank redbull, redbull shots, monsters, rockstars, batteryacid, and 5 hour energy to stay up for the movie.WHY? i can easily stay up until 3 everyother night without liquid adrenaline but i tried it and was shaky/spastic and had to pee every 15 minutes.We ran around the line and did wand battles and there was actually a real duel where people lined up dressed in slytherin on one side and gryfindor on the other and would one by one duel with spells and then act it out. there was also a guy that was identical to voldemort. By the time the movie started i was shaky and had to pee every 10 minutes.when youve been waiting for a movie for 5 hours.. scratch that, 5 years, and then when its about to come on the screen and you have to go pee its the worst feeling ever. i felt somewhat better that other people were about to piss their pants too but I was stuck in the middle of the row! agh i hate being that person shuffling by and rubbing my ass in your face while youre trying to watch a movie. Harry potter part 1 was everything i wanted it to be, but there were some funky parts. i didnt know the black smoke from fern gully was gonna bust out of the locket with a dewy naked hermione. Dobby had some great one liners. When we went home i couldnt sleep so i just read the whole second half of the book again. it was a lot of fun, now we just have to wait for part 2.............


Thursday, December 16, 2010

Jennifer Lopez - If You Had My Love

thoughts

you really should create a completely unique chain of moves and sounds everyday to give your life a little spontinaety( garden state?)2nd grade timmy fron arkansas did that move in 2003. youre not original.

when you try to be so quiet and youve finally laid in your bed and a pen drops and it sounds like an atomic bomb. and you think your parents are listening to you with their ear on the door listening to your every cough,the smell of your room and whats in your purse and pockets. they dont really care. and their hearings going.

think of the people who originally built the house and how it was their dream home. thats why its so cool if houses are passed dow from generation so their lineage gets to experience their past generations dream or strive to achieve a higher goal.

i love pizzzzzzaasasdsdsADS[OHIGOH[IEGOJVJ]Ua


i just added those random letters so you can imaging me going mad ape shit on the keyboard.and just so you(YOU) know i actually DID do that so what your imagining is the truth. straight up. SOMETIMES I USE MY GHETTOoops slang around blaack people and i tell racist jokes but forget im surrounded my black kids. i think they should have a reality show where someone yells racsit jokes while theirsurrounded by said race. they have to be horrible and extremely tasteless so theres a big dramatic reaction. ex " did you know there are black people in our family tree?"

really?"
"yeah theyve been hanging there for years."

and you just see what happens.
ideas from the mind of a genius.
yeah, walk away.

pizza.
so dense. :)